var quotenumber = 14 ;
var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
var rand1 = Math.round( (quotenumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "Everybody needs his own dish. And, if they're lucky, someone to fill it every once and a while"
quotes[2] = "You don't have to be a purebred to compete in the show of life."
quotes[3] = "One of the things that makes belly scratches so precious is that you can't fax them, download them or send them by e-mail"
quotes[4] = "Every once in a while, we all feel like a hamster running inside a little wire wheel. But if you feel that way every day, it's time for a change."
quotes[5] = "If you get stressed, take yourself for a walk. Preferably without a leash."
quotes[6] = "Cats have nine lives. Unfortunately, people's ideas don't. So learn to consider them with open ears - and an open mind."
quotes[7] = "Don't let your bark bite. Harsh words are long remembered - especially by those little creatures many of us have around the house - our children."
quotes[8] = "It seems like more and more old dogs are learning new tricks. Only now they're called second careers."
quotes[9] = "They say curiosity killed the cat. But we bet he got nine really good questions in first."
quotes[10] = "To us, 'going to the dogs' means being pummeled by large, loving balls of fur with wet noses and twinkling eyes."
quotes[11] = "If you think you're a workaholic, check out a hummingbird some time. Or an ant."
quotes[12] = "We know God has a sense of humor. Witness the chihuahua."
quotes[13] = "Every company should have a Chief Executive Pet."
quotes[14] = "On a summer day the average honey bee pollinates 875 flowers. What did you do yesterday?"
var quote = quotes[rand1]

function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
  var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
    var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
    if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}

function MM_swapImgRestore() { //v3.0
  var i,x,a=document.MM_sr; for(i=0;a&&i<a.length&&(x=a[i])&&x.oSrc;i++) x.src=x.oSrc;
}

function MM_findObj(n, d) { //v3.0
  var p,i,x;  if(!d) d=document; if((p=n.indexOf("?"))>0&&parent.frames.length) {
    d=parent.frames[n.substring(p+1)].document; n=n.substring(0,p);}
  if(!(x=d[n])&&d.all) x=d.all[n]; for (i=0;!x&&i<d.forms.length;i++) x=d.forms[i][n];
  for(i=0;!x&&d.layers&&i<d.layers.length;i++) x=MM_findObj(n,d.layers[i].document); return x;
}

function MM_swapImage() { //v3.0
  var i,j=0,x,a=MM_swapImage.arguments; document.MM_sr=new Array; for(i=0;i<(a.length-2);i+=3)
   if ((x=MM_findObj(a[i]))!=null){document.MM_sr[j++]=x; if(!x.oSrc) x.oSrc=x.src; x.src=a[i+2];}
}

function MM_openBrWindow(theURL,winName,features) {
  popupWin = window.open(theURL,winName,features);
  popupWin.focus()
}
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